Not Your Ordinary Cup of Joe

I hardly go to Bona nowadays since classes have started, but a week ago I dropped by. I stepped into Bona and immediately felt the comforting familiarity of its roasted brews, warm lighting, and Buddha lady vibes. I sat down and ordered my favorite muffin: the chocolate orange. I took the first bite all slathered in chocolate syrup and—bam! My taste buds were having a party.
Since I hardly go to Bona now, I will write a letter...
Dear Bona,

It's me again, a raving customer.

I know I haven't been around much, but I haven't forgotten you, on the contrary, I think of you often. Every time I pass by another coffee shop, I remember your steaming cups of coffee, their delicious aromas, and I immediately check my schedule to see if I can squeeze in a visit. No muffin is like your muffin(secretly, I like to call it my chocolate orange). You're inspiring, so much so that I came up with this: (Elizabeth Barret Browning, I hope this does not offend you).

How do I love thee?

Let me count your beans.

I love thee as each morning I get up and mourn over the mediocrity of instant coffee,

Pining in my soul for your bonalicious brews.

I love thee to the ends of my last paycheck, as I open my wallet in surprise to see that it's gotten empty save for your receipts.

I love thee to the level of every day's insatiable need for caffeine, as I get up and drink a cup to energize myself for the long day's work.

I love thee freely as other customers like myself pay ridiculous amounts for mediocre coffee,

I love thee purely while coffee beans all over manila are being over-roasted and overpriced,

I love thee with a passion as only a frustrated coffee drinker like myself can only exhibit,

And I love thee with a craving that I don't seem to lose.

I love thee with the whiffs, smiles, and tears of all my life!--and if my schedule be willing,

I will love thee better when we next meet.

So there you have it Bona, I hope my words did you justice. Going back, whenever my friends invite me for coffee at the other shops, it does not even tempt me. The very thought of going out to another coffee shop is insulting and absurd! I am faithful; you won't catch me hanging out with the others, no matter how fancy or inviting they look. I know they're bad for me, while you, oh beacon of non-fat awesomeness, allow me the luxury of eating delicious food without the guilt. It takes the load off of my mind to know that you don't load me down with the unnecessary calories—how considerate and thoughtful you are! Also, when I'm with you, I have this sense of relaxation. Your ambiance is perfect for studying, working, eating, or just plain hanging out and chilling! So, that's it for now, I hope to see you soon.

Much love,

an old friend